To: Subject: Fwd: The Thingy Why men can Pee standing up. Date: Sat, 12 May 2012 13:07:19 +0000 Inline-Images: ATT00004.jpeg; ATT00003 jpeg; ATT00001 jpeg; ATT00002.jpeg; ATT00005.jpeg; ATT00007.jpg; ATT00006.jpeg - This came from my Mamaw... I guessed the second thing wrong...let me know what you think it was before you read to the end and I'll tell you what I thought it was... Brian Vickers Requiro Scientia LLC Office: This message is directed to and is for the use of the above-noted addressee only, and its contents may be legally privileged or confidential. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any distribution, dissemination, or copy of this message is strictly prohibited. If you have received this message in error, please delete it immediately and notify the sender. This message is not intended to be an electronic signature nor to constitute an agreement of any kind under applicable law unless otherwise expressly indicated hereon. Begin forwarded message: From: Charleen Fowler eS ti—i‘i‘SsCS Date: May 11, 2012 8:17:11 PM EDT To: Brian Vickers < Subject: Fwd: The Thingy Why men can Pee standing up. Subject: Fw: The Thingy Why men can Pee standing up. EFTA00541887

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The Thingy’ oe Men Can Pee tanding Up God was just - : about done bn : creating humans, { — but he “had two ts left over. He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so He thought te might just as well ask them. +e told them one of the things tHe had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "H's Q veri handy thing,” God told them,” and | was’ wondering if either one of you had a preference for it.” EFTA00541888

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fury es jump Pa Aaa and down give that to ar la ve ‘to ed please re do a, lt seems “ike just the sort of +hi man should have. Please! Pleeeasd Give it to me!” On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted i+ so badly, he could have’ it. So God gave the thing that allowed him’ to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the sidé of @ rock, ee he wrote his name in the sand, and then he eG Neg if he bead hit Q stump ten fee with delight all the whi 4 "4 God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, | guess ou're kind of suck with helt Sng | have left "What's it called?” asked Eve. “Brains,” said God. EFTA00541889

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